Monday, August 2, 2010

the sequel to the over zealous security guard

ok,,


now,, on to the rest of my story,,,


so then.. after the security guard incident.. i go home... i see that same song that i was talking about on a cool viral video,,, i'll try and up load it or something later... but i was a little stoked about that... but then,,, i get ready to go and jam with some of my friends...

nothing out of the ordinary here,,, i did the usual routine,,, take a shower,, brush teeth,, deodorant,, you know.. the whole deal..

then i go down stairs,, get in my truck,, and pull out onto the street..


however,,, one block away,, i'm sitting at a red light,, trying to turn right.. this particular red light has a camera which has already busted me twice,,, so i make sure and stop for the whole 3 seconds or whatever it is,, and then turn right,, but immediately i hear a loud clanging noise.. my first thought is that my toolbox fell over in the back of the truck.. but with a glance in the rear view,, i discover that trash is flying up behind me,, and scattering about the road...

hmmm.. that's interesting,,, because i didn't see any trash in the road that i might have run over,,, and there wasn't any trash in,,, or on,,, the back of my truck,, that i knew of..... and to top it off,, i'm hearing a sort of rubbing noise...

so i pull over in the buffalo wild wings parking lot... sheepishly,, i avoid eye contact with all those vehicles that are now passing me,, and moments before had probably hit some of that trash head on..

so,, upon further inspection,, i discover,, that there is a trash can stuck underneath my truck... i'm talking about one of those trash cans that people have in their kitchens,, about a 4 feet tall,, rectangular shaped,, kitchen trash can,,, is wedged underneath my rear axle...

now... i don't recall hitting any trash can.. i certainly didn't see any trash cans in the road..

so i pull it out... it's empty.. i guess all of the previous contents are spread about the access road now.. hmmm...

i'm still puzzled,,, at first i was accusing some punk kids of throwing a trash can under my truck while i wasn't looking,, at the stop light....

but,,, that sounds a little improbable.. so what then...

how long was i dragging that thing.. i didn't hear any noises before that,,, but i keep the stereo so loud,, i could have been dragging it for miles and never knew it...


i don't know... now,,, i'm picturing it... people beside and behind me,, were probably gazing in awe at the crazy guy with a huge neon orange " FINAL NOTICE,, YOU ARE ILLEGALLY PARKED STICKER" stuck to his window,, dragging a trash can down the road,, not giving a shit about the wreckage left behind him....

ah,, what a sight...

so then,, i got back in my truck and left the evidence in the buffalo wild wings parking lot...


on second thought,, i should have thrown it in the back.. we could use an extra trash can at the apartment..

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