Monday, August 2, 2010

the laquinta inn,, san angelo texas..

well...

hello there...

i'm in a hotel room in san angelo... it's a little out dated... the key cards for the rooms are the kind with random holes punched in them that you have to slide in the door and you hear a clanking sound when it opens... and the tv has a nintendo 64 controller attached to it... at first i was confused,, but then i turned the television on,, and the first menu that came up said, "PUSH 1 TO PLAY NINTENDO 64'S HOTTEST NEW GAMES!!!" .... sweet... i'm pretty sure there hasn't been a nintendo 64 game released in about ten years...


anyhow,, we arrived in this shady hotel last night,, and i had planned on watching a little tv,, and then finishing my two part blog,, and going to sleep..

but,, my boss asked if he could use my computer to check his bank account,,so,, of course,, i set it up for him,, since he's almost computer illiterate,, and let him go... ten minutes later,, he goes,, "uh oh,,, how can i get on facebook without it logging on to your profile?"... so,, i went over there, and showed him how to log out,, and he logged in,, and so forth... that's all fine,,,

but then,,, the bastard proceeded to play online poker until 1:00 in the morning,, and as i was drifting to sleep i could still hear his voice echoing, "yeah, you like that?!,,,, you didn't see that comin did ya'!! or,, oh come on you fuckin punk!! that's cheap!....

till one o'clock in the morning..

granted,,, i don't usually go to sleep early,, but i try to at least be out by 11,,, or 11:30...


and then,,,

we went to work this morning,, it's 103 degrees,,, i hate san angelo..

we have to come back to the hotel at lunch to meet the rest of our crew,, who is just arriving from dallas...

of course they're running late... so we go back to the room to rest for a minute...

as brad (my boss)(fresh out of prison,, by the way) walks in he stops and looks at the desk across the room from me,,, and asks, "did you put your computer away?"... i said,"yes brad,, i did" in a kind of sarcastic tone... and he replies, "well could you get it back out??,,, so i can play some poker??"


HOLY SHIT!!! i can't rightly recall,, but i don't think i saved up my money, and woke up at 5 am the day after thanksgiving,, and rushed to wal mart,, and ran around trying to find where they were keeping the lap tops that were on sale,, and finally discovered via a friend of mine that works there,, that they were hidden behind the photo booth desk,,, which ultimatley ensured my victory,, wherein I rightfully obtained a lap top at an obscenely low price,,, (one of only three at every store),,, so that you,,, BRADLY COWZERT,,, could play online poker!!!

fuck you.

buy a computer if you want to play online poker so bad,,, oh,, and then learn how to use it..



ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


ok... i got that out..

i'm ok now...

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