yep,,, there's a slight chance i could be on tv. i'm pretty sure that's a first, except for one time some reporter filmed me and some friends while playing frisbee golf in waco... but we got high and forgot to watch the news, so i'm not sure if we made the cut or not.
anyhow last night, we were at the bishop art district in dallas.... which turned out to be a pretty cool place,,, and all of a sudden a camera crew went running by, all wearing black, and close behind was about 20 people. I was confused,, but somebody shouted "CHEATERS!" and we immediately joined the chase... I pushed my way to the front of the crowd and tried to get the scoop on who did what to whom.. from what i could gather, there was a fat white girl that cheated on her black boyfriend. Anyhow the cheater in question suddenly turned sharply in my direction and stormed off, and naturally the camera man followed, but during his 180 degree and the brief second in which he lost sight of the cheater, he got a camera full of my face. so,, be watching cheaters,, i might be on there. I'm sure i look like a deer in the headlights too, because all the cameras had big flashlights strapped to them and he got me right in the eyes.... i'm sure i had that stupid smile that seems to show up in many of my pictures as well... the one where i lose all control over my face muscles and my grin seems to stretch like apart like an old lady getting her skin tightened..
oh,, and my favorite part of the whole ordeal. at one point both the parties involved walked off,, and the lead man,,, i can't remember his name,, anyway he turned around to his crew and said with conviction, "Cheaters are gone, load up!" oh,, it was great.. i felt like i was in a modern version of the movie Young Guns.... "Regulators, lets ride!"
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