Tuesday, February 23, 2010

If my name were Jerry Seinfeld

So What's the deal with the gift registries? Everyone's got a gift registry! What if I wanna buy you something that you don't even know that you need. What then?

I was walking around wal-mart today, trying to find a copy of my favorite movie, and there was a little gift registry computer by the jewelry section. Who wants to entice people to buy their gifts from Wal-Mart?? seriously....what's next? Auto Zone? Your Local Drug Store?

Also, what constitutes the need to sign up for a registry? you know what, screw it... I'm signing up for one.. tomorrow.. you can find me registered at Half Price Books. and on the "summit racing" website. oh,, and ESPECIALLY guitar center.. actually don't even worry about finding me in the registry at guitar center,, just buy anything,, anything in the store,, and then give it to me.. I promise I won't complain.

You know what,, on second thought,, let's save us both some time.. I won't even bother registering anywhere. YOU just feel free to buy me anything, anytime, anywhere. and I'm cool with it. and if you're still worried about disappointing me, provide a receipt.. I'll handle it.

over and out.

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