It's 12:30am... i just got home from work,, and stole somebody's leftover chicken breast out of the fridge... it was every bit as satisfying as i had imagined....
I just turned on the tv and the jimmy fallon show is on... tina fey is the guest.. I love tina fey. pretty pumped about that...
i met a crazy dude at school yesterday.. he told me that he speech teacher tried to make him read "The Devil Wears Prada"... uninterested,, i replied, "oh ya?,,, what happened?"
he says, "I told her to go to hell!!! I'm not readin' that feminist nazi bullshit!"
I was like, "that's crazy dude" and then he went on to brag about all his white trash tattoos and dip his snuff and say the word UH for an abnormal amount of time between every statement made... i was thinking though,,, how does he know that it's feminist nazi bullshit if he didn't read it?? and while he thinks he communicates sufficiently enough to blow off assignments that his speech teacher gives him,,, i beg to differ... i thought his communication skills were especially poor.. it's a sad situation actually... he had a whole crowd of smokers standing around him gawking at every audacious thing he had to say...
people are crazy..
he deserves a mullet... it's a real shame he doesn't have one.. would have just made that story perfect...
hmmmm..... that reminds me,, i think i was going to write a blog about a guy i met that had his mullet burned off in a tragic barbequing (spelling?) accident... but i can't remember if i already wrote it or not??????
little help???
i was hoping to be able to go see tom petty and zz top tonight... but i had to work... boo... dang responsibilities....
responsibilities is an extremely long word.....
anyway,, i'm going to do some jumping jacks and then go to sleep.....
naked..
p.s... reading back over this,, i'm reminded of just how scatter-brained i've been lately... that's just a little taste of what i live with everyday... try having a voice whisper this sort of random nonsense into your ears all day long...
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* Sleeping's not so dangerous, but I hope you left your britches on for the jumping jacks.
ReplyDelete* If you read your first paragraph too quickly - as one does when they're heading out of the office for the day - you might be hurried into passing over the word "chicken". It makes for a far more interesting story.
* You most certainly have NOT shared the story of mullet/bbq tragedy. And I hate you for it.
* I don't like the word hate. It seemed funny at the time that I wrote the previous bullet, but I already feel really bad about using such a mean word with a friend. I'm going to hurry up and "submit" before I change it...