butt mud

whew.... it's 2:00 pm... i just finished working out and am about to study for my government test tomorrow.. it should be a real doozie... anyhow,, i thought i might just stop by,, being as i haven't written in a while, though i have had several topics floating around my head as of lately....

i went to the muse concert on st. patrick's day... it was pretty sweet.. they have an awesome bass player,, and i had no idea that they were a three piece band.. i always assumed they had a dj and keyboard player doing most of the electronic stuff.. not so... pretty amazing...

anyhow, going to work the next day was a tough feat..... i was extremely tired... at one point I bent over to pop a chalk line on the floor. I felt a draft,,, ensuring me that my plumber butt was making it's grand appearance,,,,, at full throttle.... i was too tired and cared to little to do anything about it though... which turned out to be a mistake.... after we popped the chalk line,, i leaned back against the wall,, because i was too lazy to just stand straight up without the wall's help... I had failed to notice that the dry wall guys had just taped and bedded the seam between two pieces of sheet rock directly behind me,, and the dry wall mud was still wet.....

immediately i felt something cold and soft on my lower back and upper butt crack.... excited and embarrassed,, my first reaction was to pull my pants up... wrong move... all the mud that was on my back had now been smashed beneath my underwear and even farther down my crack....

my coworkers were amused to say the least... to compound my situation,, the only restroom available for us lowly construction workers lied 39 floors down,,,, at the loading dock... so i had to wait 10 minutes for the freight elevator to slowly make it's way to my elevation and then ride it all the way down... trying to move as little as possible,,, because every step held a small moment of embarrassment and that weird shrill feeling you get when something cold touches you,,, or you see something gross and painful and a shiver goes through your whole body for a split second.... that's what i felt.... every move..


just thought everyone would like to know that